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my name is TY/caewaiisar and I am 17-year-old barf that likes all kinds of art, concept design, history in pop culture, space operas, religious iconography, and video games; you can learn more about me and this blog here

previously known as
aristocreepencomsander-cohen

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stab(s) to the kokoro

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larzzing:

why must we play god

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kmartloves:

Inside the Actor’s Studio: A question I’ve been waiting nine and a half years to ask you, Russell Crowe, what’s your favorite curse word?  

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m-azing:

steelplatedhearts:

“Dear Diary:

France still not free. Marius still being an idiot.”

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“Dear Diary:

France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Grantaire has started to encourage him, of all things. Must have a discussion with him later.”

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“Dear Diary:

France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Tried to impress upon Grantaire the importance of taking these things seriously and not encouraging Marius in his romantic delusions. I do not think he really absorbed any of my wisdom, as he spent the entire meeting trying to play with my hair.

I worry about the fate of France, diary. I really do.”

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“Dear Diary:

France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. I am v. close to losing my shit over this nonsense, diary. It’s like I’m the only one who cares about the future freedom and dignity of Patria.”

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“Dear Diary:

France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. If there is one more fucking musical number in the middle of my meetings I am going to punch Marius in the face.”

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“Dear Diary:

France still not free. Marius still being an idiot.

Although, as it turns out, Marius makes v. amusing squealing noises when punched.”

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“Dear Diary:

France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Eponine yelled at me for making Marius cry.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO CONCERNED WITH MARIUS’S PROBLEMS fuck everything I am going to bed.”

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celinox:

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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creepykittsmas:

starpoints:blackfoxx:girljanitor:toonsketchbook:

Okay so I know this is kinda taboo but anyways.

Frida Kahlo: Not too easy on the eyes. I mean she’s got the lady-mo and the monobrow thing going on. She didn’t know where to put her blush or what shade lipstick would obviously suit her skin tone. Really, she’s a bit of a wreck. So this got me to thinking. What would have happened if her girlfriends had done the right thing and taken her to a beautician, (which clearly needed to happen)? I did a subtle re-paint over the top of her original self-portrait to “conceptualize” what it would have looked like if she had been whisked off to Beauty Works or the likes….I didn’t want to alter the integrity of the original painting too much. What do you reckon?

Did you really just skin-lighten a Frida Kahlo self portait

and remove her facial hair

and call her “a wreck”

and then say she couldn’t choose a fucking lipstick to suit her skin tone

after you changed her skin tone

how can one person be everything that is wrong with the world at once

this person needs to remove themselves from the planet. like try jupiter or something. Aside from and Including your racist and cissexist standards of beauty you completely missed the whole point of her and her works….

You do realize that this isn’t how she looked in real life, right? 

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She intentionally exaggerated her facial hair/unibrow. It’s not an accident, they were a source of pride, yes pride, for her. Not because she was oblivious to fashion (she was actually a paragon of fashion) because she was making a very deliberate statement. Her sexual identity and her facial hair were linked with her and she wore both on her sleeve, and refused to apologize for them. She rejected eurocentrism, and she’d be rolling in her grave (or more likely laughing) if she saw that you’re trying to slap the beauty standards she defied on her portrait.  

IS THIS REAL

AM I SEEING THIS CORRECTLY

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roxeelalonde:

looks like hostess is going down

i don’t have any doubts that they’ll be bought out by someone else

someone…… bigger

someone…………….. batter

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werkz:

MULTIPASS

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