The thing with Anders is that, if you say something simple as “hello” he will take that as “I love you omg lets runaway together and have lots of kittens”
AND THE WORST PART IS THAT YOU TOTALLY WANT TO BECAUSE
WE COULD LIVE IN A HOUSE FULL OF KITTENS IN A SCANDALOUS APOSTATE LIFESTYLE RUNNING AWAY FROM GUARDS, UNLEASHING LIGHTENING STORMS ON MEAN TEMPLARS