I am caewaiisar/Aristo/Sander of House Bigbootybuttocks from Austin, Texas. I’m sixteen and I enjoy being pretentious and sleeping during school. If you’re here for my art, I have an artblog and art tag without the clutter of 5 AM posts about cats.
I’m a huge nerd (no I’m srs) that enjoys learning about everything—from roman plate armor to egyptian hieroglyphics, dimensional theory and kardshev-scale civilization ranking, science fiction universes and world cultures—and less seriously, cat breeds and the migratory patterns of lettuce. Interests include ‘everything’ too: unreasonable video game outfits, salads, pop cultural allusions, religion, old art, old people, asian girl bands, ancient aliens, and Steve Buscemi eyes.
I enjoy drawing, writing, and envisioning ridiculous universes in my spare time—presently, I am working on a story/design/art project called In Circuli, which I will finish sometime this summer and slap into everyone’s face. I self study concept art and cultural costumery. And here is a list of stuff I like because that’s what everyone does, right??:
Fallout: NV, SWTOR, Dragon Age, The Elder Scrolls, Bioshock, Silent Hill, Journey, Assassin’s Creed, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Mass Effect, Guild Wars, Trickster Online, Fable
Grizzly Bear, St. Vincent, Crystal Castles, Kimbra, Empire of the Sun, Woodkid, Janelle Monae, Arcade Fire, Of Montreal, Mew, Little Dragon, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Perfume, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Die Antwoord, Foster the People, Nicki Minaj, Daft Punk
Star Wars, 300, Tekkon Kinkreet, The Fall, Tron: Legacy, Inglourious Basterds, Alien, Prince of Egypt, The Fifth Element, District 9, Apocalypto, Battle Royale, Gladiator, Cleopatra
Battlestar Galactica, Venture Bros, Community, Game of Thrones, Portlandia, South Park, The Office, Motorcity, Stargate SG-1, SNL, Avatar, The Walking Dead, history documentaries askdfhsdf, Reno 911, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, Modern Family honestly I spent around 20 minutes maybe trying to think of stuff I like to make the list appear longer and cooler
On my blog I post a combination of the subject mentioned above, with the (not so) occasional Ron Swanson gif or inappropriate sex pun. I try to keep a queue of various inspiration art, which make up a good majority of my posts. I’m pretty annoying at night (text posts complaining about lack of sleep, with an additional ironic ‘yolo!’), but hopefully you’re not online at 4 AM in the morning.
BE FOREWARNED, if you’re going to follow me you’ll probably regret it…………..